Robots and Kitty Purry

I had two fantastic conversations over text messaging yesterday. I wish that I made this up for a good laugh, but these are as real as real could be.

The first was a conversation over weekend plans with a guy. It went exactly like this:

Me: I don't have much going on at all on Saturday, so whenever you want me to come over just let me know.

Guy: I have the weekend off. Only plans so far consist of robots.

Me: Robots?

Guy: Yeah I'm starting to build them.

Me: Like robot wars? Or just to have a robot?

Guy: Not sure yet. Building a few small ones first then we'll see.

Obviously I'm looking forward to Saturday even more now. I can't wait to hear more about the robots and maybe I'll even catch a glimpse! Trivia: I built a robot once in 5th grade that had roller skate feet and a mop for hair. Her. purpose was to be my servant.

The other text conversation I had yesterday was with my father. I wasn't watching American Idol, but something got my dad all worked up. And just like the previous conversation, this is word for word:

Dad: Who was bitch judge on idol?

Me: Katy Perry or Aviril Lavigne. Dark or light hair?

Dad: Dark.

Me: Katy Perry.

Dad: Do not like her.

Me: She has a cat named Kitty Purry.

Dad: I'm sure the backstabbing bitch does.

Me: Oh! Ok.

Dad: She is not a nice person.

Me: She kissed a girl and she liked it.

Dad: Oh she's the one. I like the boy who gave Ryan his number and flirted with Simon. Lol.

I have no idea what happened on Idol, but obviously my dad was pretty pissed. I loved how angry he was! My favorite line was, "Oh she's the one." ("backstabbing bitch" and "do not like her" were close seconds though). Sure, I was instagating, but wouldn't you if you got a text like that? I couldn't pass it up! And the "lol" really sealed the deal at the end for me. Quite possibly the best chat I've ever had with my dad.


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